1. Shit your pants in the middle of a dinner party.
2. Grab at a woman's chest and demand the goods.
3. Kick and scream when someone is wiping your ass.
4. Live on carbs and carbs alone.
5. Walk around with a bottle to your lips any time, any place.
6. Throw a fit when given the opportunity to nap.
7. Punch a girl in the face and serve a 30 second sentence.
8. Walk up to your server and scream "Want drink!!!!" at the top of your lungs.