The meanderings of three red-heads under one roof.

This is the story of a family. A family full of gingers living in Sunny San Diego, told by the the lady (I use the term loosely) of the house.


*Allergy Information: Manufactured in a facility sharing equipment with sarcasm, realism and too much information.


Twenty-One

1.  Shit your pants in the middle of a dinner party.
2.  Grab at a woman's chest and demand the goods.
3.  Kick and scream when someone is wiping your ass.
4.  Live on carbs and carbs alone.
5.  Walk around with a bottle to your lips any time, any place.
6.  Throw a fit when given the opportunity to nap.
7.  Punch a girl in the face and serve a 30 second sentence.
8.  Walk up to your server and scream "Want drink!!!!" at the top of your lungs.